Saturday night saw our theatre group offer up a devised performance around the theme of "seven" from a few brave souls. To almost even fewer brave souls in the audience which was pretty disappointing. Of this, more later.

But briefly, my favourite moment of the night. Ian Aldred was charming Siobhan with sweet words about her recent guestimated 30th birthday celebrations. I observed that Siobhan was bridling with pleasure at his flattery. Siobhan, she of the delicate tongue, retorted, "bridling - my arse!" And John Kelly, dear honourable man of regular church going stock, exclaimed (clearly not hearing the hyphen), "Oh! I'd like to see that!"

You probably had to be there.