Thursday, May 16, 2013
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Thanks, Gareth!
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Sunday, May 12, 2013
There's a bridge that spans the Río Guadalquivir in Cordoba that they believe was built in the first or second century AD. Roman though repaired since. It's over 250 metres long and flanked on one side by the Torre de la Cahahorra, a medieval and fairly imposing tower that reportedly gives a fine panoramic view of the city. But I didn't fancy any more stairs.
On approaching the bridge, I heard a rowdy, insistent but tiny yowling coming from a fenced off dilapidated enclosure containing not very much from the looks of it. A car park and some hedgy stuff. And all of a sudden, a tiny very tiny kitten emerges from the hedgy stuff, demanding attention. It's way away in the enclosure so I peer over at it helplessly. A stocky couple waddle up to the bridge approach. "Awwwww" cries the woman. Australian. "Awwww!" "I wish I could take it home," I offer uselessly, "but I doubt I'd get it through customs". The woman looks at me, suddenly serious. "You can't rescue everything in the world, you know."
Then the bridge. It must be the Cordobian (?) equivalent of Las Ramblas for at 9:30 at night as the sun sinks over the city, it's jostling with life. Couples walking babies in pushchairs. Fathers with their miniature quarter of their age copies of themselves in hand in their matching Sunday best shirts. Girls peeled into luridly patterned close-fitting garments and vertiginous heels. (These, the Spanish ladies.) Tourist ladies with overly pink flesh, those whoever thought it was a good idea to turn them into a tourist garment three quarter length grey or brown pocketed 'combat' pants and flat, practical, often rubbery, shoes. Tourist men, hundreds of pounds of photographic equipment slung round their not yet read the instruction manual necks. Two teenage girls playing identical cellos. Two teenage boys, one on the seat and one on the handlebars of a bicycle careering through the seethe of people. A little lady in a wheelchair with two similarly aged friends in here's one I brought earlier fabric seats alongside the shrine to some unspecified saint bearing an aluminium halo that catches the dying sun. A saxophonist with pre-recorded backing music at a respectable distance from the cellists.
And this is Spain, land of civilisation in which the climate smiles on people spending time together after dusk in somewhere that isn't a pub and somewhere where children are smiled upon as much as pint-wielding adults.
Opposite the medieval tower, you'll find the Puerta del Puente (Door of the Bridge!), a pretend-old archway that admits you back into the city. There's a spindly girl, maybe twenty years old, old enough to have recorded a CD anyway, wearing a what I imagine a broderie anglaise white dress would look like - if I was certain about what broderie anglaise actually is - and little white sandals and playing a well-used violin.
She plays something I've never heard, something I have heard that sounds like a tea party and something I should be able to identify. The sun sinks gently over the assorted collection of architecture and people cluster and clap with that happy lack of reserve displayed by all but the British. And a tiny child, this one maybe seven or eight, approaches in a meringue of a white dress, hem skimming the ground, presumably freshly first communioned and listens with delight to the double her age violinist in white. Under the archway of the Puerta del Puente in Cordoba.
On approaching the bridge, I heard a rowdy, insistent but tiny yowling coming from a fenced off dilapidated enclosure containing not very much from the looks of it. A car park and some hedgy stuff. And all of a sudden, a tiny very tiny kitten emerges from the hedgy stuff, demanding attention. It's way away in the enclosure so I peer over at it helplessly. A stocky couple waddle up to the bridge approach. "Awwwww" cries the woman. Australian. "Awwww!" "I wish I could take it home," I offer uselessly, "but I doubt I'd get it through customs". The woman looks at me, suddenly serious. "You can't rescue everything in the world, you know."
Then the bridge. It must be the Cordobian (?) equivalent of Las Ramblas for at 9:30 at night as the sun sinks over the city, it's jostling with life. Couples walking babies in pushchairs. Fathers with their miniature quarter of their age copies of themselves in hand in their matching Sunday best shirts. Girls peeled into luridly patterned close-fitting garments and vertiginous heels. (These, the Spanish ladies.) Tourist ladies with overly pink flesh, those whoever thought it was a good idea to turn them into a tourist garment three quarter length grey or brown pocketed 'combat' pants and flat, practical, often rubbery, shoes. Tourist men, hundreds of pounds of photographic equipment slung round their not yet read the instruction manual necks. Two teenage girls playing identical cellos. Two teenage boys, one on the seat and one on the handlebars of a bicycle careering through the seethe of people. A little lady in a wheelchair with two similarly aged friends in here's one I brought earlier fabric seats alongside the shrine to some unspecified saint bearing an aluminium halo that catches the dying sun. A saxophonist with pre-recorded backing music at a respectable distance from the cellists.
And this is Spain, land of civilisation in which the climate smiles on people spending time together after dusk in somewhere that isn't a pub and somewhere where children are smiled upon as much as pint-wielding adults.
Opposite the medieval tower, you'll find the Puerta del Puente (Door of the Bridge!), a pretend-old archway that admits you back into the city. There's a spindly girl, maybe twenty years old, old enough to have recorded a CD anyway, wearing a what I imagine a broderie anglaise white dress would look like - if I was certain about what broderie anglaise actually is - and little white sandals and playing a well-used violin.
She plays something I've never heard, something I have heard that sounds like a tea party and something I should be able to identify. The sun sinks gently over the assorted collection of architecture and people cluster and clap with that happy lack of reserve displayed by all but the British. And a tiny child, this one maybe seven or eight, approaches in a meringue of a white dress, hem skimming the ground, presumably freshly first communioned and listens with delight to the double her age violinist in white. Under the archway of the Puerta del Puente in Cordoba.
Friday, May 10, 2013
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
I've got a wonderful new holiday wardrobe.
It consists of:
Some lovely polyester trousers
Three diamond-patterned viscose blouses
Twenty white shirts, mostly from the 1970s and 80s
A couple of lovely period-style evening dress waistcoasts
A slightly too small 1920s velvet evening dress. I'll wear it with a vest underneath for modesty
A pair of well-used ballet shoes
An overlarge midway sludge green fleecey housecoat for chilly nights
Several slightly moth-eaten but still stylish fox furs
Some corduroy plus fours which have seen better days but if I wear them with colourful pants, they'll seem quite visionary
An adorable red bonnet with a jaunty green feather
Seventeen pairs of unusual shoes, again mostly from the 1970s and 80s. They're not all pairs but that only adds to their charm
A delicately embroidered cotton nightdress
Three rare silk kimonos
Two nurses' uniforms which I thought could come in handy if I had to suddenly go to a uniform party
An amazing pair of thigh-high black boots that almost look like waders
A very smart 1940s khaki soldier's uniform
A really handy fur cat suit which is very of the moment given the popularity of onesies
And a cardboard crocodile's head.
What riches.
I shall be the finest dressed visitor the South of Spain has ever seen.
Thanks, Home Street.
An unusual jester's outfit made from multi-coloured velvet
It consists of:
Some lovely polyester trousers
Three diamond-patterned viscose blouses
Twenty white shirts, mostly from the 1970s and 80s
A couple of lovely period-style evening dress waistcoasts
A slightly too small 1920s velvet evening dress. I'll wear it with a vest underneath for modesty
A pair of well-used ballet shoes
An overlarge midway sludge green fleecey housecoat for chilly nights
Several slightly moth-eaten but still stylish fox furs
Some corduroy plus fours which have seen better days but if I wear them with colourful pants, they'll seem quite visionary
An adorable red bonnet with a jaunty green feather
Seventeen pairs of unusual shoes, again mostly from the 1970s and 80s. They're not all pairs but that only adds to their charm
A delicately embroidered cotton nightdress
Three rare silk kimonos
Two nurses' uniforms which I thought could come in handy if I had to suddenly go to a uniform party
An amazing pair of thigh-high black boots that almost look like waders
A very smart 1940s khaki soldier's uniform
A really handy fur cat suit which is very of the moment given the popularity of onesies
And a cardboard crocodile's head.
What riches.
I shall be the finest dressed visitor the South of Spain has ever seen.
Thanks, Home Street.
An unusual jester's outfit made from multi-coloured velvet
Friday, May 03, 2013
Wednesday night, we bewore the Ides of March and read Julius Caesar.
It started out full of vigorous promise but as people drifted away, the cast became more - let's say - concentrated and the potential for the comic began to pour into Mr Shakespeare's darkly tragic tale.
In hindsight, I didn't allocate parts very sensibly. Ross and DG ended up shamefully under-used while BS Neill ended up reading three characters who then conversed with each other - to great comic effect, mind - in a variety of regional accents. Philippi, as a consequence of a general confusion about its pronunciation, proved the icing on the cake.
But we timed it (thanks, DG). It passed the John Kelly sense, coherence and respect for Shakespeare test (thanks, John) (Lucius aside). And in honesty, it would have been worth any ticket money to hear DG reading the part of a 9 year old girl.
Thanks to all my readers. You did such an exquisite job that I almost wonder if I should be considering it as a comedy.
It started out full of vigorous promise but as people drifted away, the cast became more - let's say - concentrated and the potential for the comic began to pour into Mr Shakespeare's darkly tragic tale.
In hindsight, I didn't allocate parts very sensibly. Ross and DG ended up shamefully under-used while BS Neill ended up reading three characters who then conversed with each other - to great comic effect, mind - in a variety of regional accents. Philippi, as a consequence of a general confusion about its pronunciation, proved the icing on the cake.
But we timed it (thanks, DG). It passed the John Kelly sense, coherence and respect for Shakespeare test (thanks, John) (Lucius aside). And in honesty, it would have been worth any ticket money to hear DG reading the part of a 9 year old girl.
Thanks to all my readers. You did such an exquisite job that I almost wonder if I should be considering it as a comedy.
Monday, April 29, 2013
I find lines are useful at dental appointments. When I was 15, I recited the order of the passage of blood through the heart to myself as I lay on the dentist's chair. Now grown and almost anything I learnt at school long forgotten, circumstances permitting (i.e. am I in something?) I recite lines to myself as the dentist sweetly ruttles about in my small (that's what they said, not me) mouth.
I started with joyous abandon this morning.
"Time...?" to be uttered in a sharp bark.
Remembered The Nod.
And then calamity - had to struggle for several long minutes to remember my 'partner's' name. At last I got to
"Parsons." Uttered in a slightly less sharp bark.
And then I was away. P-17003s and enforcement notices and court orders and dates and times and all the abundant legalese that was the life of luscious Linda. I do miss her bolshy boisterous little heart.
(Interestingly, Mother - unlike Thom - only saw her man-hating officiousness. She did not see the long nights of frolicking in the shadow of ancient cathedrals with disreputable but desirable men. Clearly, she chooses not to see her daughter in this lewd way.)
So a fortnight on and I can still remember mostly the lines. I wonder how long they take to dissolve?
I started with joyous abandon this morning.
"Time...?" to be uttered in a sharp bark.
Remembered The Nod.
And then calamity - had to struggle for several long minutes to remember my 'partner's' name. At last I got to
"Parsons." Uttered in a slightly less sharp bark.
And then I was away. P-17003s and enforcement notices and court orders and dates and times and all the abundant legalese that was the life of luscious Linda. I do miss her bolshy boisterous little heart.
(Interestingly, Mother - unlike Thom - only saw her man-hating officiousness. She did not see the long nights of frolicking in the shadow of ancient cathedrals with disreputable but desirable men. Clearly, she chooses not to see her daughter in this lewd way.)
So a fortnight on and I can still remember mostly the lines. I wonder how long they take to dissolve?


