Sad to read on the Sun front page this morning about Vernon Kaye's apparent (textual) cheating ways, I wondered thoughtfully (as this has never been thought before) whether celebrities were more prone to cheating or just more prone to being found out.

"Do you know what?" said Sean, consideredly, IRN-BRU in hand (dear faithful drinker - 7:30 in the morning drinker - in tobacco terms, that would count as addiction), "I don't care".