I'm completing the Fringe Programme entry registration paperwork to qualify for the early registration discount.

And they're trialling a thing this year called the "suggest-a-tron" which apparently offers up helpful suggestions for audience members that can't make up their minds about what to see.

So I have to fill out a section rating the show according to things like noisiness and 'challengingness' (whatever that is). I've just got to the final question which reads:

On a scale of one to five, where one is serious and five is a laugh riot, how humourous is your show?

(A laugh riot???)

With five deaths, I think I could fairly give us five. No?