With a sort of mind-blowing vanity, I am now resorting to tweeting my own words - my own script - to try and drum up some business for this here show.

Of course my tweets are usually my own words. In some measure, at least.

But quoting yourself quoting yourself??

A whole new level of self-importance.

Still, the tickets for this one-off extravaganza plump with effort, love and diamanté must get sold.

So vanity must rule for a moment.