Remember my wild vomiting episode outside Asda The Jewel a few weeks back?

Despite the twice broken security seal on my bucket, they still seem able to inform me - god bless them - that my limpid collecting efforts yielded a grand total of seven pounds and sixty four pence.

I guess that'll pay for about four seconds for someone with a Marie Curie nurse so happy four seconds, someone.

On the plus side, the overall shift, taking all the healthier collectors into account too, raised getting on for £900.

So that, multiplied by however many people and however many stores, is suddenly worth doing.