Work Christmas party last night.

Someone, trying to be kind, said "oh! So you like the theatre. So what's your favourite play, then?"

My eyes almost burst out of my head. "What a question. I don't know where to start."

(How his heart must have sank.) (Sunk?)

"Well, how about what's your favourite Shakespeare play?"

He didn't need a true answer. I said I supposed it was the one up next. JC. That'll do for now.